unPerfect Heroes: Battle Lines

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“A totally serious game of cards, strategy, and misfits”

unPerfect Heroes:™ Battle Lines™ is a tongue in cheek Gotcha-style game that marries all the humor of exploding apples with the quick fun of several toddlers fighting through a dungeon. Think of it as the drunk uncle to classics like Poker and Chutes and Ladders desperately trying to fight his way to the front of the buffet line.

Fun! Lines! Tantrums! Fights! Booby Traps! Action! Strategy! Misfits! Laughs! Quirks!

WE can’t GUARANTEE YOU WILL BE WHELMED!

Reviews

Gut-Wrenching Adventure Awaits!

You are impatiently standing at the back of a line. The buffet closes in two minutes and you know the port-o-poop line afterward is going to be very long. Welcome to “unPerfect Heroes: Battle Lines”, the game where you move members of the misfit Waple family against various “targets” who have the same goal as you. Race against friends to the front of various lines in a comic game of cards, strategy, ridiculous power-ups and zany characters!

Strategy Abounds!

Move your game pieces through the traps to the top of varying scenario boards. Play up to five cards per hand to beat one of your opponents’ three stats, each with its own consequence. Attacking and Bribing can move your character forward while chickening out moves your opponent back or even into a trap.

Expandability Assured!

Decks comprise 20 Heroes, 20 Target Characters and 13 Random Crap cards. Players can share one deck, each player can have their own deck, or shuffle multiple decks together to make things interesting.

FUNNY

Filled strategy and tons of goofy characters with zany power-ups and downs.

FAST

Games can be as quick as 5 minutes making it a great game for tournaments or a time-waster between longer gaming sessions.

AFFORDABLE

The game is completely playable at just $29.95 with expansions only a measly 12 bucks!